He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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