Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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