end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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