it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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