Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog