There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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