i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Will exercising make me less horny?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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