I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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