I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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