Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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