Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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