I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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