Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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