this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
