is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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