No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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