I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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