some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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