News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
His hands were made for my vagina.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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