I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
