btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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