make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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You may now shotgun with the bride
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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