His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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