If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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