I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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