so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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