is your mom at the bar?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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