I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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