i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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