google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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