i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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