He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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