I can't breathe out the right side of my face
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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