Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.