There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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