stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
there was a trapeze. enough said
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize