I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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