The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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