My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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