Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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