YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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