its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
i am craving dick and cupcakes
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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