well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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