checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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