Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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