Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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