does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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