I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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