***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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