That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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