the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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