my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think I am morally bankrupt
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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