Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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