i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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